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Protein Wisdom channels Janeane Garofalo as she prepares for her post-election move to Canada:

Garofalo: “Um, what the hell are those things?”

Realtor: “What, you mean the moose?"*

Garofalo: “The mooses, yes. Have them removed, would you?”

Realtor: “Well, you can’t simply remove moose, Ms. Garofalo. I mean, this is Canada --”

Garofalo: “-- Just do it, okay? And where’s the friggin’ bagel shop in this town? I’ve been here two hours and haven’t seen a single place to stop for a poppy with whitefish. I mean Christ, where am I—Idaho?”