Thursday, February 03, 2005

Word is Bond, Sea Dawg

The boss is back from a long vacation today. Just to make him feel even more disoriented, one of my co-workers last night declared that today would be "Talk Like a Ghetto Pirate Day" in the newsroom. So I'm doing my part.

"Me an' my homies been wildin' out on tha briny deep, keepin' it on tha real and questin' for tha phat booty. So keep ya hooks offa mah bitchez, or I be poppin' a belaying pin in yo ass, yo, yo, yaaaaar."

Double Scrabble bonus points for "booty," of course.