30 Rules
30 Rules for Being a Lesbian is much more than that, of course. It's also partly social history...
... and part advice column ...
... partly for anybody in any sort of a relationship ...
... and partly for anybody in the human race:
Which is what makes it deserving of a wider audience.
12. In the olden days, it was believed there were only seven lesbians in the whole world, and the rest was done with mirrors. We know now there are MILLIONS of lesbians but only seven lesbian HAIRCUTS.
25. You will never spell women/wimmin/wymin in a manner that will be acceptable to ALL of them.
28. It can't be a sin. We are not even IN the Bible.
... and part advice column ...
Parents should be reminded, gently and often, that "I love you ANYWAY" is not a compliment.
... partly for anybody in any sort of a relationship ...
22. Serial monogamy is swell until you get tired of the same old serial every morning.
... and partly for anybody in the human race:
20. Being politically active and being politically correct are not the same thing.
26. Don't act normal, act normally.
Which is what makes it deserving of a wider audience.
