It's All Coming Back to Me Now

[posted by Callimachus]

This parenting thing. Like the first time I did it, 16 years ago. Last week I changed Lily's diaper and then dashed out to run six errands in less than an hour, and was feeling pretty impressed with myself till I got to the last stop on the run, the Chinese restaurant to pick up dinner, and happened to look down and notice, in the middle of my white T-shirt, a yellow pee stain.