Hey, Wait a Minute

He wasn't viciously assaulted by politically motivated thugs seeking to silence his brave voice of dissent. I was viciously assaulted by politically motivated thugs seeking to silence my brave voice of dissent. If by "viciously assaulted by politically motivated thugs seeking to silence my brave voice of dissent" you mean "slept all funny, probably while goofed up on something, and pinched a nerve in my shoulder so it hurts like a summbitch and makes it difficult to type."