Tuesday, December 26, 2006

So How was Your Christmas?

[posted by Callimachus]

Among the prominent topics of conversation at my family's gathering: Everybody wear orange on Friday as a "secret code" message meaning "Impeach Bush." "Secret", so, y'know, they don't send you to Guantanamo. Also, Al Gore, how great thou art. And so on, and so on. I'm beginning to prefer the conversation of my sister-in-law's extremely senile mother. Introducing myself every five minutes is, by comparison, quite pleasant.