With a Thong in my Heart

Low-Rise Jeans Could Result in Fines, the headline says.

But that's not what the The Virginia House of Delegates bill says. The proposed fine is on on anyone who "exposes his below-waist undergarments in an offensive manner."

So, this is easy. Don't wear underwear. No underwear, no fine, right? The law doesn't say anything about plumber's crack.

Me, I love the look of hiphuggers. These are the best. I got my bebe some of them:



That's the kind of fine I'm talking about.