Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life

The Glittering Eye notices, approvingly, Amy's beautiful belly-dancing pictures. And he wonders "... how guys as homely as us are lucky enough to marry women who are so beautiful and accomplished."



Therein lies a great mystery. If I could teach it, if I could print it, I'd make enough money to retire. Here's a hint. Maybe this is the whole of it. Maybe it's just a tease:

It's probably better if you didn't buy the motorcycle. Men who own the motorcycle are risk-takers and fond of danger for its own sake.

However, under no circumstances, do you want to be seen as the kind of man who never would own a motorcycle.