Celibacy Makes You Stupid

Bad news today for the celibacy effort. Zinc hones teens' thinking skills. So what's a major source of zinc? male orgasm fluid! Maybe that explains why About one in five ninth-graders report having had oral sex and almost one-third say they intend to try it during the next six months. All the smart kids are doing it. Keep it up, Young America, and we may yet out-test the Japanese and Singaporeans at math.