Thursday, October 05, 2006

Keep That Pelvis F-a-a-a-r-r From Me

[Posted by reader_iam]

A "Flying Elvis" takes a dive and breaks an unfortunate part of his anatomy.

File that in the category of "If It Were Fiction, It Would Stretch Credulity."

Utterly irrelevantly, I know, but this song instantly jumped to mind. (I will forever love Stockard Channing for her rendition of it back in the day. Forever and always. And there was a time, by the way, where I could do a dead-ringer imitation of her, well, doing it. This morning's evidence suggests that there's truth to the saying, "Use it or lose it.")

Speaking of Stockard Channing's rendition:

What can I say? It's that kind of morning, in that sort of week. Lots o' funny crap in the news today, ha-ha and otherwise.

Stay tuned... .