Saturday, November 18, 2006

Disaster Math

[Posted by reader_iam]

I wonder if this page for kids from the FEMA website would have struck me as slightly morbid in pre-Katrina days.

And--oh boy!--this is definitely one of those times when I wish I had the gifts of a humorist, but, alas, that's a relatively rare writing talent, and largely inborn, I think. Any nominations for the writer who could best satirize, parody or otherwise exploit these pages to maximum op-ed effect?

Or give it a try yourself, in comments.