Calling All Punsters

[Posted by reader_iam]

The Maternal Optimist turns two, and Ruth Anne is looking for your best shots. (She promises: No groans from her!)

I'm fried, myself, this day, having just walked in from another v-e-e-r-r-r-y long day, and I haven't an ounce of creativity left in me at present. (I did actually and accidentally pun once today, but it'd take too long to set it up--I need dinner!) So I hope these will do.

Best to you on your second blogiversary, RAA.