Wednesday, June 04, 2008

My Obituary

One of the pleasures of being in journalism is you get to write your own obituary. I'm slowly cobbling mine together -- not from anything real I've done, but from an artificial career and life story containing actual typographical error from this and other newspapers. I won't spill it prematurely, but here's one graph:

In his garage band, he was noted for his drug solos. In college, he majored in pubic relations and planned on a career as a lamwaker. He was a member of the Loins Club.