Friday, April 07, 2006

Adventures in Journalism

This paragraph ran in the newspaper this morning.

He allegedly twice stuck his hands down the female’s pants and touched her breasts.

Limber fellow, wasn't he? Or maybe it's a sign the victim needs to work a little harder on those pecs. I'm pleased to be able to say I had nothing to do with the writing, editing, or proofreading of that page.