Monday, July 31, 2006

The Madness of King Spam

E-mail headers my Yahoo filter caught this week include

killing Womans and innocentt little brilliant puussies!

pulchritudinous Schoolgirls doing resplendent bloowjob!

scenic russsian Bitches in ponoo!

They just keep trying and trying. Shift the strategy, misspell the word, choose a synonym. It's like the eternal war between the virus and the antibiotic. Or my eternal war to keep the ants out of the cat's food bowl, which currently is floating in a tin pan full of water perched on a pie cooling rack like some Hindu vision of the universe.