Monday, July 31, 2006

The Passion of the Drunk

Mel Gibson sez:

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable."

Best use of "despicable" since Daffy Duck, but let me ask for a show of hands here among my fellow middle-aged guys who have been known to tilt the bottle more than is good for one:

The thinks you say when you're all liquored up, are they likely to be things you "don't believe to be true" or things you really believe to be true but usually have the perspicacity not to blurt out in public?

UPDATE: "The thinks you say" is a typo too sweet for correcting.