'S Real Life

[Posted by reader_iam]

Oh my word, this week has been weird.

Bob Schieffer and Karl Rove ogle Schieffer's cell-phone snap with Jessica Simpson.

Al Gore gives the brush off to Lindsay Lohan, who claimed that he was going to help her repair her tarnished image (along with the Clintons?!).

Camille Paglia gets her knickers in a twist over the under[un]dressed younger generation, which she feels has failed to learn the lessons of Madonna.

A lobbyist comes to the conclusion: “There is no free event with the Democrats or the Republicans.”

"Drosselmeier had unwittingly exposed himself to an overdose of reality, and it had destroyed his reason."
--Angela Carter