Sometime the prose alone...
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... makes you scurry:***
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... makes you scurry:***
And for some reason, "Art" always seems to "scurry" to the bathroom afterward.
He never bounds off to the bathroom. He never lopes, he never saunters, he never strolls, he never strides. He never ambles or totters or sprints or scampers or darts or dashes to the bathroom. He never crawls.
No, "Art" scurries, it seems, just about every time. Needless to stay, the description really sticks with you.
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Labels: books, Celebrity, Prose, Ted Haggard
