Monday, July 02, 2007

Farfour's Demise

Alas, Farfour:

Farfour: "Grandpa entrusted me with this great trust, but I don't know how to liberate this land from the filth of the criminal, plundering Jews, who killed my grandpa and everybody."


Host, Saraa, a young girl: "Yes, my dear children, we have lost our dearest friend, Farfour. Farfour was martyred while defending his land, the land of his fathers and his forefathers. He was martyred at the hand of the criminals, the murderers, the murderers of innocent children, who killed Iman Hijo, Muhammad Al-Dura, and many others."

Cue rinky-tink kiddie show music, fade out to Froot Loops commercial; cut! It's a wrap.