No French-Kissing The Dog
[Posted by reader_iam]
Son: Mom! The dog keeps sticking his tongue in my mouth!
Mom: Then shut your mouth when you giggle.
Amazing how much of parenthood involves stating the obvious. And feeling more than slightly ridiculous. Sort of like life in general.
Update: I'm assuming that people realize we're talking about the classic scenario in which the kid is romping with and playfully teasing the dog, who then gets on his hind legs, pushes the kid over, and proceeds to lick his face with glee, making the kid dissolve into helpless laughter. Right?
Son: Mom! The dog keeps sticking his tongue in my mouth!
Mom: Then shut your mouth when you giggle.
Amazing how much of parenthood involves stating the obvious. And feeling more than slightly ridiculous. Sort of like life in general.
Update: I'm assuming that people realize we're talking about the classic scenario in which the kid is romping with and playfully teasing the dog, who then gets on his hind legs, pushes the kid over, and proceeds to lick his face with glee, making the kid dissolve into helpless laughter. Right?
