More Lyrics that Stick

From the ride back from the Shore Sunday night:

Making believe
That you still love me
It's leaving me
Alone and so blue.
I'll always dream, but I'll never own you.
Making believe
Is all I can do.

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Well, you ask me if I'll forget my baby
I guess I will, some day.
I don't like it but I guess things happen that way.

CHORUS:
God gave me that girl to lean on,
Then he put me on my own.
Heaven help me be a man
And have the strength to stand alone.
I don't like it but I guess things happen that way.

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The judge said, son, what is your alibi
If you were somewhere else, then you won't have to die.
I spoke not a word, though it meant my life
For I'd been in the arms of my best friend's wife.

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There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins.
Cretin! Cretin!

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Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum.

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Siting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines.