"I'm sure you'd much prefer to see Andy Dick actually forcefully removed"

[Posted by reader_iam]

Well, yes. Actually.

Since I'm not above the obvious: People with names like that really shouldn't be such... .

And I like Ivanka Trump, who took Dick's unwanted attentions in stride, it appears. I would have been less cool than she: Creeps with paws--ewwww!--don't bring out the, shall we say, understated in me.

Hat tip.